YAQ...just to balance the last one...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I rescued ravenlaughing from being sacrificed (-200 points). In October, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Yesterday, I recruited nancylebov as a new cultist (30 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-945 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
kallisti

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