Overheard in New York...
Then They Picked up Their Violins and Rode Off to Their Parents' Dry Cleaners
Asian nerd #1: Neutrons!
Asian nerd #2: ... Subatomic particles!
Asian nerd #3: Velocity times speed equals... Power! [all start cheering and high-fiving one another.]
--Park Ave & 23rd St
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