The Enchiefizer Rides again!
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kallistiiThere are some old "filter" programs that would do parsing and replacing of words to make things printout like it was written by "The Swedish Chief". Someone has written an extension to Firefox and Thunderbird that will "Enchiefize" your text...read it out loud, and I guarantee you will be giggling after a few words...here is an example of a story from CBC.ca that has been Enchiefized...
Boosh's chellenge-a tu Emereeca: meke-a Meeddle-a Iest ooeel dependence-a 'a theeng ooff zee pest'
Lest Updeted Tooe-a, 31 Jun 2006 23:49:56 IST
CBC Noos
U.S. Preseedent Geurge-a V. Boosh used hees unnooel stete-a ooff zee uneeun eddress tu urge-a Emereecuns tu keep feeet veet hees Ireq puleecy - und cume-a tu terms veet zeeur "eddeecshun tu ooeel."
* INDEPTH: Ooeel
Preseedent Boosh geefes hees feefft Stete-a ooff zee Uneeun speech Tooesdey, Jun. 31, 2006, Vesheengtun. (EP Phutu/Peblu Mertinez Munseefeis, Puul)
"In a cumplex und chellengeeng time-a, zee rued ooff isuleshuneesm und prutecshuneesm mey seem brued und infeeting," seeed Boosh, "yet it eeds in dunger und decleene-a.
"Zee oonly vey tu prutect oooor peuple-a, zee oonly vey tu secoore-a zee peece-a, zee oonly vey tu cuntrul oooor destiny is by oooor leedersheep. Su zee Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca veell cuntinooe-a tu leed."
Boosh used must ooff hees speech tu deescooss Emereecun fureeegn puleecy: Ireq, Irun, und Nurt Kurea cuntinooe-a tu meke-a zee zee vurld a dungeruoos plece-a und zee U.S. moost remeeen feegilunt, he-a seeed.
"In a time-a ooff testing, ve-a cunnut feend secooreety by ebunduneeng oooor cummeetments und retreeting veethin oooor borders. Iff ve-a vere-a tu leefe-a zeese-a feeciuoos etteckers elune-a, zeey vuoold nut leefe-a us elune-a. Zeey vuoold seemply mufe-a zee bettleffeeeld tu oooor oovn shures," zee preseedent seeed.
Boosh elsu verned thet "zee leeders ooff Hemes moost recugneeze-a Isreel, deeserm, reject terrureesm, und vurk fur lesting peece-a."
He-a deed nut ooffffer uny noo idees, nur deed he-a unnuoonce-a a timeteble-a fur remufeeng U.S. furces frum Ireq. Boot, zee U.S., he-a seeed, veell "teke-a zee ooffffenseefe-a by eecuooregeeng icunumeec prugress, feeghting deeseese-a, und spreedeeng hupe-a in hupeless lunds."
Hees feesiun ooff freedum und demucrecy spreed eruoond zee vurld ves a strung centrel zeeme-a.
"Ebrued, oooor neshun is cummeetted tu un heesturic, lung-term guel - ve-a seek zee eed ooff tyrunny in oooor vurld. Zee footoore-a secooreety ooff Emereeca depends oon it," he-a seeed.
Thees ves Boosh's feefft stete-a ooff zee uneeun eddress und cumes effter a yeer in vheech hees persunel pupoolereety hes tekee a sefere-a doontoorn. Zee defesteshun ooff zee U.S. Goolff Cuest by Hoorreecune-a Ketreena und zee eesooeeng hoomun tregedy thet pleyed oooot oon leefe-a telefeesiun eruoond zee vurld; zee feeeloore-a ooff hees Soopreme-a Cuoort numeenee-a Herreeet Myers; und zee cuntinooeeng deedly Emereecun infulfement in Ireq, ell cumbeened tu dreefe-a hees epprufel reting doon.
Zeere-a ere-a feers thet Boosh's unpupoolereety cuoold effffect zee ooffff-yeer Cungresseeunel ilecshuns. Repoobleecuns feer futers mey pooneesh zee perty und zeey cuoold luse-a cuntrul ooff zee Huoose-a ooff Representetifes und zee Senete-a.
Zee reesing preece-a ooff gesuleene-a hes beee unuzeer prublem fur Boosh in zee pest yeer und oon Tooesdey neeght he-a tuld zee Emereecun peuple-a thet mooch ooff zee prublem is zeeurs - cunnecting dumestic ooeel cunsoompshun veet reesing dungers in zee vurld.
"Emereeca is eddeected tu ooeel, vheech is oofftee impurted frum unsteble-a perts ooff zee vurld. Zee best vey tu breek thees eddeecshun is thruoogh technulugy."
Boot Boosh deedn't meke-a uny ixpenseefe-a prumeeses eeemed et cooreeng zee "eddeecshun."
He-a prupused meenur tex breeks tu speed zee defelupment ooff zeru-imeessiun cuel-fured plunts; refulooshunery suler und veend technulugeees; und cleun, seffe-a noocleer eeergy.
Boosh elsu prumeesed tu poosh fur zee prudoocshun ooff ithunul tu pooer Emereecun cers es vell es "reseerch in better bettereees fur hybreed und ilectreec cers, und in pullooshun-free-a cers thet roon oon hydrugee."
Zeese-a meesoores, tekee tugezeer, seeed Boosh, veell "meke-a oooor dependence-a oon Meeddle-a Iestern ooeel a theeng ooff zee pest."
Unti-ver ectifeest Ceendy Sheehun, zee muzeer ooff a fellee suldeeer in Ireq, muneged tu sneek intu zee leemelight vhee she-a ves tekee intu coostudy by puleece-a joost beffure-a Boosh begun tu speek.
She-a ves iscurted frum zee feesiturs gellery fur cooseeng a deesroopshun.
Sheehun ves ettendeeng zee speech es zee gooest ooff Demucretic Representetife-a Lynn Vuulsey ooff Celeeffurnia.
Cupyreeght ©2006 Cunedeeun Bruedcesting Curpureshun - Ell Reeghts Reserfed
Boosh's chellenge-a tu Emereeca: meke-a Meeddle-a Iest ooeel dependence-a 'a theeng ooff zee pest'
Lest Updeted Tooe-a, 31 Jun 2006 23:49:56 IST
CBC Noos
U.S. Preseedent Geurge-a V. Boosh used hees unnooel stete-a ooff zee uneeun eddress tu urge-a Emereecuns tu keep feeet veet hees Ireq puleecy - und cume-a tu terms veet zeeur "eddeecshun tu ooeel."
* INDEPTH: Ooeel
Preseedent Boosh geefes hees feefft Stete-a ooff zee Uneeun speech Tooesdey, Jun. 31, 2006, Vesheengtun. (EP Phutu/Peblu Mertinez Munseefeis, Puul)
"In a cumplex und chellengeeng time-a, zee rued ooff isuleshuneesm und prutecshuneesm mey seem brued und infeeting," seeed Boosh, "yet it eeds in dunger und decleene-a.
"Zee oonly vey tu prutect oooor peuple-a, zee oonly vey tu secoore-a zee peece-a, zee oonly vey tu cuntrul oooor destiny is by oooor leedersheep. Su zee Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca veell cuntinooe-a tu leed."
Boosh used must ooff hees speech tu deescooss Emereecun fureeegn puleecy: Ireq, Irun, und Nurt Kurea cuntinooe-a tu meke-a zee zee vurld a dungeruoos plece-a und zee U.S. moost remeeen feegilunt, he-a seeed.
"In a time-a ooff testing, ve-a cunnut feend secooreety by ebunduneeng oooor cummeetments und retreeting veethin oooor borders. Iff ve-a vere-a tu leefe-a zeese-a feeciuoos etteckers elune-a, zeey vuoold nut leefe-a us elune-a. Zeey vuoold seemply mufe-a zee bettleffeeeld tu oooor oovn shures," zee preseedent seeed.
Boosh elsu verned thet "zee leeders ooff Hemes moost recugneeze-a Isreel, deeserm, reject terrureesm, und vurk fur lesting peece-a."
He-a deed nut ooffffer uny noo idees, nur deed he-a unnuoonce-a a timeteble-a fur remufeeng U.S. furces frum Ireq. Boot, zee U.S., he-a seeed, veell "teke-a zee ooffffenseefe-a by eecuooregeeng icunumeec prugress, feeghting deeseese-a, und spreedeeng hupe-a in hupeless lunds."
Hees feesiun ooff freedum und demucrecy spreed eruoond zee vurld ves a strung centrel zeeme-a.
"Ebrued, oooor neshun is cummeetted tu un heesturic, lung-term guel - ve-a seek zee eed ooff tyrunny in oooor vurld. Zee footoore-a secooreety ooff Emereeca depends oon it," he-a seeed.
Thees ves Boosh's feefft stete-a ooff zee uneeun eddress und cumes effter a yeer in vheech hees persunel pupoolereety hes tekee a sefere-a doontoorn. Zee defesteshun ooff zee U.S. Goolff Cuest by Hoorreecune-a Ketreena und zee eesooeeng hoomun tregedy thet pleyed oooot oon leefe-a telefeesiun eruoond zee vurld; zee feeeloore-a ooff hees Soopreme-a Cuoort numeenee-a Herreeet Myers; und zee cuntinooeeng deedly Emereecun infulfement in Ireq, ell cumbeened tu dreefe-a hees epprufel reting doon.
Zeere-a ere-a feers thet Boosh's unpupoolereety cuoold effffect zee ooffff-yeer Cungresseeunel ilecshuns. Repoobleecuns feer futers mey pooneesh zee perty und zeey cuoold luse-a cuntrul ooff zee Huoose-a ooff Representetifes und zee Senete-a.
Zee reesing preece-a ooff gesuleene-a hes beee unuzeer prublem fur Boosh in zee pest yeer und oon Tooesdey neeght he-a tuld zee Emereecun peuple-a thet mooch ooff zee prublem is zeeurs - cunnecting dumestic ooeel cunsoompshun veet reesing dungers in zee vurld.
"Emereeca is eddeected tu ooeel, vheech is oofftee impurted frum unsteble-a perts ooff zee vurld. Zee best vey tu breek thees eddeecshun is thruoogh technulugy."
Boot Boosh deedn't meke-a uny ixpenseefe-a prumeeses eeemed et cooreeng zee "eddeecshun."
He-a prupused meenur tex breeks tu speed zee defelupment ooff zeru-imeessiun cuel-fured plunts; refulooshunery suler und veend technulugeees; und cleun, seffe-a noocleer eeergy.
Boosh elsu prumeesed tu poosh fur zee prudoocshun ooff ithunul tu pooer Emereecun cers es vell es "reseerch in better bettereees fur hybreed und ilectreec cers, und in pullooshun-free-a cers thet roon oon hydrugee."
Zeese-a meesoores, tekee tugezeer, seeed Boosh, veell "meke-a oooor dependence-a oon Meeddle-a Iestern ooeel a theeng ooff zee pest."
Unti-ver ectifeest Ceendy Sheehun, zee muzeer ooff a fellee suldeeer in Ireq, muneged tu sneek intu zee leemelight vhee she-a ves tekee intu coostudy by puleece-a joost beffure-a Boosh begun tu speek.
She-a ves iscurted frum zee feesiturs gellery fur cooseeng a deesroopshun.
Sheehun ves ettendeeng zee speech es zee gooest ooff Demucretic Representetife-a Lynn Vuulsey ooff Celeeffurnia.
Cupyreeght ©2006 Cunedeeun Bruedcesting Curpureshun - Ell Reeghts Reserfed
