Please have your passes ready as you wait patiently in line!
Please do not be alarmed by the kind nurses taking your blood, hair and urine samples for DNA inspection. There is also a body cavity search and credit application at the entrance. Both require you to pass and you're in luck, Jerome and Helga have been awarded the "Softest Rubber Gloves" award three months in a row! Please cooperate with them or the large bouncers in Mickey suits will have to take you out of the line and 'escort' you to the closest detention cell - I MEAN holding room.
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Date: 2007-11-13 02:16 pm (UTC)Please have your passes ready as you wait patiently in line!
Please do not be alarmed by the kind nurses taking your blood, hair and urine samples for DNA inspection. There is also a body cavity search and credit application at the entrance. Both require you to pass and you're in luck, Jerome and Helga have been awarded the "Softest Rubber Gloves" award three months in a row! Please cooperate with them or the large bouncers in Mickey suits will have to take you out of the line and 'escort' you to the closest detention cell - I MEAN holding room.
Enjoy your day at the Magic Kingdom!"