Strange but true linquistic fun

[kallistii]

Today's conjugation of the day: smite.

God is a smiter.
God is about to smite Bob.
God is smiting Bob.
God smote Bob.
Bob has been smitten.


...that is all.

Stolen from a post on Slashdot.org
(edited as per erynn999's note below)

Comments

[erynn999.livejournal.com]

You do realize that it should, properly be "God smote Bob" not "God has smote Bob"...

[kallisti.livejournal.com]

I didn't really notice...my language filters are not great when I am at work :-(

ttyl