Ontario Elections

[kallistii]

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Re: Voting for the Ontario Liberals on October 2nd.

I just got back from voting (Liberal) and thought I would pass on a little ditty about Mr. McGuinty. It goes to the tune of "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley.

Well, I saw the thing a-comin' back from T.O.
It had a big plan that was so grandiose
I commenced to shakin' and I said, "help me"
It looks like a reptilian, alien, kitten-eater to me.

It was a pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
A pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
Sure looked strange to me.

Well, he came into office and he raised my tax
I said, Mister Alien, Kitten-eater, don't do that
I heard him say in a tone so brash
I have to tax you 'cause I need the cash

It was a pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
A pointy-head, reptilian, alien, liberal, kitten eater,
Sure looked strange to me.

I said, Mister Alien kitten-eater, What's the cost?"
He said, "Spending your money until it's lost.
But that's not the reason that I came to town.
I had a job to do - to take Ernie down"

When will it end? tax and spend, reptilian, alien kitten-eater,
Navy tied, crafty smiled, reptilian, alien kitten-eater,
He wears blue suits, reptilian, alien kitten-eater,
Representing me

-- Cheers, Terry Young