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Schroedinger and Heisenberg are riding together in a car. All of a sudden, they feel as if they have run over something. Schroedinger, immediately concerned, looks behind his shoulder, and asks Heisenberg, "Did I just hit a cat?" Heisenberg repiles, "I am uncertain."

Thanx [livejournal.com profile] atomic_goo, via [livejournal.com profile] jackshoegazer.

Date: 2006-05-17 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianmcin.livejournal.com
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No. But I know where I am."

Date: 2006-05-18 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kallisti.livejournal.com
Good one!

ttyl

Date: 2006-05-17 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenlaughing.livejournal.com
AHAHAHHAHAH I am such a geek. I got that.

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